How to Write About Indians

Make sure the Indian people work in  the call center, run a small run down grocery store or work as doctors (that's if you want to portray them as being rich). If you want to portray them as being on the poor end (which is most of the time) then option 1 and 2 are the answers, feel free to use any of them. They have to smell bad and wear dirty clothes most of the time. When they speak, their heads should be shaking all the time as if it is some sort of wobbly bobble head.

Most of the time, make them live in poverty. Make them the people who are oppressed and victims of all the bad things that happen. Don't make them as the center of the attention though, just make them as part of the people who are lost in the overpopulate crowd of Indians. Their language is Indian, no other language there exists. There are in reality 100s and 100s of languages spoken in India but just presume it's just one and it's called Indian (despite the fact that Indian is not even a language itself). Also, let your audience know about their religion. Let them know that each and every single Indian is a Hindu and doesn't eat beef. Not a single one is neither of the two or else they are extraterrestrial.

They only eat curry that's it and each and every single thing they put in their body, it's always going to be spicy no matter what. They are always your tech people who will help out in repairing your laptops. If they can't do that....then I can guess they aren't really Indian right?. If you are looking at Indian the country, make sure that Indians are riding elephants on the streets not cars because that is something that makes them very special. They don't play or watch anything aside from cricket, their national sport is hockey but no.....it's all cricket, make sure they live and breath cricket and that if cricket died, Indians wouldn't exist.

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They got really tough parents, don't they. If they get 98 out of 100 and top marks in their class, their parents will hit them and not be happy because they missed out on just 2 marks!. They are forced to marry people they have never seen in their life before which makes them unlucky of course. They are always getting the best marks in school yet their parents aren't happy, gotta make sure every young Indian is like that. They all watch Bollywood, make them watch and love the typical Bollywood movies and make them ignorant towards Hollywood and not know what Hollywood even is. They got these strong accents too, their accents are the laughing stock among all accents and make every Indian's accent extremely thick and incorporate the head shaking part to it of course!.

This is how you should talk about Indians, if you don't do it like this then I have no idea what kind of people Indians actually are.